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♋ The Vexed Youth ♋

flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

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tommys-posts:

aureat:

some people have sex in the kitchen

i eat in my bed

:)

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aladone:

when you hear the word food

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nialllhoran:

men’s back muscles let you know that god is real

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twinking:

girl: deeper!!!!

boy

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kismaayo:

job interviewer: so…tell me a little about yourself :)
me: sure. i’m a virgo, INTJ, i love tank tops oh my god did you see the Anaconda video? that changed my life!
interviewer: bitch me too! the fuck. you got the job

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"I’m not a drama queen, I’m a drama representative democratically chosen by the people"
- Enjolras, probably (via tunedintoangelradio)

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